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Aadvanced Design

The design for the banner is so advanced that the artist himself cannot tell us why he designed it that way.

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The artist was too lazy and used one of his older rejected works for this.


All New Parts

The new product with all new parts has parts so rare that it takes 6 weeks to get them shipped.

Busted
It will not be easy to find those parts in your area.


All Solid-State

All solid state hand held game I bought weights like a laptop.

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Heavy like a ton of bricks.


Breakthrough

We manage to make a breakthrough with our weekly sales for the new product.

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Surprisingly, we manage to sell some.


Broadcast Quality

They told us about the broadcast quality but it's only given me fuzzy screen and intermittent sound!

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Somehow makes noise and makes moving pictures.


Direct Sales Only

It

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Distributor is afraid of our no return policy.


Distinctive

The new computer needs to have a distinctive design so we made it color purple.

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We made it flashier by changing the color and shape.


Futuristic

The extra laser lights for the cellphone are aiming for a futuristic design.

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To answer all questions at once with no further explanation.


Hand-Crafted

The handcrafted shirt I bought was discovered to be machine made. There are warehouses filled to the brim with it.

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Made by assembly machine but packed by human hands.


High Accuracy

The transformer toys have high accuracy.

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We have all parts that fit at last.


Maintenance-Free

The laser light ball pens are maintenance-free.

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Once its broken, buy another one.


Meets All Standards

The car you sold me that meets all standard must be thinking about only your standard.

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Yes we approve of it. You might too.


Microprocessor Controlled

The computer is freezing every 30 minutes because it is microprocessor controlled according to the salesman.

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Can do things and we have no idea why.


New Generation

The product from last year did not sell well so release the new generation products.

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Since we cannot sell the old one, this one might work.


Performance Proven

The machine's performance was proven because it lasted a year but after that it started to deteriorate.

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Will work ok until warranty ends.


Re-Designed

This new edition was just redesigned by changing its color.

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We just keep experimenting to fix the previous faults.


Revolutionary

Our revolutionary products look a little alike from our competition.

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We changed the product a bit to look different from where we copied it.


Satisfaction Guaranteed

To have a product that has satisfaction guaranteed on it we need to be satisfied too not just the manufacturer.

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We will be satisfied once you pay for it.


Unmatched

With our unmatched technology, no hacker can get in because we do not understand it ourselves.

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Nobody will copy our complicated easy to break technology.


Years Of Development

It took us many years of development because we just got it working now.

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Took that long to finally make one that works.