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abduction

We needed to make abduction because the lower limbs are severely damaged.

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To cut a part of the body away from the middle portion of a person's body.


acidotic

The acidotic symptoms are really painful.

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When tissues or glands inside a person have too much acidity.


acute

Jean has an acute pancreatitis.

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A sudden and intense flare up of a disease.


anterior

The anterior of Bill's liver is full of holes.

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The surface part of any organ.


AZT

We transport boxes of AZT's to Africa.

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Commonly used for treatment of AIDS victims.


body packer

The police caught a body packer that vomited at the airport.

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A drug mule who hides the drugs by wrapping them in condoms and putting them inside their body through mouth or etc.


catcher's mask

Grandpa was put on a catcher's mask because he can barely breathe.

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A mask like thing that is used to stop the bleeding of any injury in the throat part.


champagne tap

Harold got his first champagne tap yesterday.

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When a medical person successfully gathers spinal fluid without any red blood cells included.


chest film

We can have a chest film now if you are not pregnant.

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To have an x-ray in a patient


claudication

The patient was experiencing claudication after the accident.

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Happens when there are too little blood getting in your legs and you limp.


coag panel

I was given a coag panel because I was severely bleeding.

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A patient will be wounded and observe so that they will know how long the blood will clot.


code brown

We always have code brown on the children's ward.

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When a patient pooped in their pants.


compazine

I need compazine because I am very dizzy.

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Usually used for people who gets dizzy but can be used for mental patient also.


cordotomy

Since the legs cannot be saved we can do cordotomy now.

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To cut several nerves in the spine to relieve the patient from pain on the lower limbs.


crasher

Those crashers made us hire more nurses to take care of them.

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A person who fainted at the sight on blood or worst at the ER.


cricothyroidotomy

When Jim got into an accident they did a cricothyroidotomy on his throat.

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To puncture a hole on the person's throat to help them breath.


crispy critter

We got several crispy critter from the hotel fire yesterday.

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Use to describe a patient that got burned badly.


CVA

Allie got a CVA because she tried to list a heavy flower pot.

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It means cerebrovascular accident. Means that some blood vessel popped in the brain and patient suffered stroke.


cyanotic

The baby got cyanotic since birth because of the hole in her heart.

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The patient turned blue or bluish color because of severe lack of oxygen.


cystic fibrosis

A patient could drown in cystic fibrosis.

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When there is too much mucus in the lungs and it interferes with breathing.


dead shovel

We have many dead shovel victims during winter.

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When a large and unhealthy person died with shoveling snow.


debridement

The debridement

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To clean out wounds by removing any dangling dead tissue and other things that is not needed.


decerebration

When George experienced decerebration, he got more damage because his head crashed on the floor.

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To faint because of a severe damage on the largest portion of the brain.


defibrillation

We need to defibrillation

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To stop the filbrillation of the heart muscle and restore it to let it beat properly.


delusional

Harriet is a delusional girl. She always talks to imaginary friends.

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When a patient has great imagination and believes they're real.


demerol

We can use demerol for the car accident victim.

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Used as medical drugs as substitute for morphine.


diabetic ketoacidosis

Arnold suffered from diabetic ketoacidosis a few months ago.

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The body's alkali becomes too low because of diabetes resulting to the patient being usually comatose with fruity breath.


diagnosis

The doctor's diagnosis cannot be understood by the patient.

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To be checked so that they will know what's wrong with your body.


diastolic

The diastolic of the heart seems fine.

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Know as the pressure of the heart when it is relaxing.


digitalis

We need to prescribe digitalis for the patient.

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Use for patients who have a heart failure that keeps coming back.


disaster protocol color coding

During war we needed to have disaster protocol color coding for all the patients.

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The color coding placed on patient during an emergency with too many patients.


distal pulse

I have no idea where the distal pulse is.

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The pulse in a living thing that's farthest from the heart.


DNR

My great grandma has a DNR order when she got confined to the hospital.

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Means do not resuscitate anymore. This is for the patients who are just waiting to die.


DOA

The victim is DOA so we do not need to get him a room.

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Means dead on arrival. For patients who are already dead before or at their arrival at the hospital.


dystocia

Andrea suffered dystocia on her 5th child.

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This is a difficult or abnormal child birth due to complication on both sides.


eclampsia

Helga had eclampsia with her last baby.

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Can happen before or after labor. It is when a woman convulsions and can go to coma.


ectopic pregnancy

Most ectopic pregnancy leads to abortion to save the mother.

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When the egg cell did not go to the uterus but developed itself in the fallopian tube.


embolus

The patient had embolus in the heart that

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Another term for a blood clot.


endoscope

I was given an endoscope for my ulcer and it hurts.

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A small telescope that can be inserted in the body to know what's wrong inside.


ETA

Give me the ETA of patient number 34.

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Shortcut for Estimated time of arrival. Usually recorded by the time the patient arrives.


fetal distress

The baby died due to fetal distress.

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A dangerous situation of a baby during labor that can result to death.


fluoroscope

The flouroscope is dangerous for pregnant women.

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A fancier way to call an x-ray machine.


foley

The bladder of Mike is not working well so we had to do foley.

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A small tube used to drain the bladder.


gastric lavage

The boy was treated with gastric lavage after he swallowed nail polish.

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To remove everything inside the stomach when the patient swallowed something dangerous.


giardiasis

The patient was diagnosed with giardiasis and he cried.

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An infection in the intestine caused by gardia bacteria.


golden hour

During the golden hour we had 3 doctors watching the patient.

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The hour in which the patient has to be watched with outmost care to stop any complication that might surprisingly appear.


gomer

GOMER that mother because she is too hysterical.

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It means get out of my emergency room. Same as it means. You have to get out.


Gram's stain

We can gram's stain the blood to check for infection.

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Stain usually used for small microorganism to see and indentify them easier.


granuloma

The lungs had several granuloma before the patient died.

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A professional way to say tumor.


hypercalcemia

The patient died because of hypercalcemia.

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Too much calcium in the blood that it looks abnormal already.


hyperglycemia

Hyperglycemia can result to diabetes.

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Too much glucose in the blood and it is dangerous.


hyperlipidemia

The patient is thin but she has hyperlipidemia.

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Eating too much of fatty things will show in this complication.


hypoglycemia

She fainted because she has hypoglycemia.

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When the blood shows a result of low glucose.


hypohemia

The stabbed victim died because of hypohemia.

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This show that you have very little blood and can result to fainting or death.


hypotension

The old man suffers from hypotension.

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When a body have a too low blood pressure.


hypothermia

Most people die after they experience hypothermia.

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This will happen if the body is exposed to severe cold experience and the body will result in low temperature.


hypothyroidism

Henry did not know he had hypothyroidism that time.

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When the thyroid gland is not functioning that well.


hypovolemia

The hypovolemia patient has many dead tissues.

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When the blood in the body does not circulate well.


hypoxia

The patient with heart problem suffers from hypoxia also.

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Too low oxygen in the blood and tissue and can result to severe complication.


ileectomy

We can do the ileectomy for patient 455 right now.

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To remove your small intestine surgically.


infarction

The patient's body has 25% infarction.

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When tissues die because of lack of oxygen.


intracerebral

To get rid of the tumor we need intracerebral surgery.

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Means to get inside the brain surgically.


intubation

We cannot use intubation for him because his throat was slashed.

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To insert a tube that can help patients who have trouble breathing.


ischemia

Sally faints because she has ischemia.

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This happens if the body cannot deliver enough oxygen to the heart.


K-Y - K-Y jelly

The K.Y. Jelly ran out yesterday.

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Water base jelly that is soluble and is often used by medical people.


larynx

The larynx of the singer is severely stressed.

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The part of the body that allows a person to make a sound.


lytes

We can have lytes for the patient number 2343.

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A shorter way of saying electrolyte analysis.


M&M

The M&M of that patient looks bad.

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The percentage of mortality or morbidity of a patient.


macrodantin

The patient who had trouble urinating needs macrodantin.

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Antibiotic for patients who have problems with their urinary tract.


macrosomic

The baby was pulled out of the womb with c-section because of macrosomic.

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When a new born baby weights more than normal.


magnesium sulfate

The magnesium sulfate solution tasted so salty.

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Can also be called salt and it is sometimes used as laxative.


mannitol

We can give him mannitol to relieve him from his pain.

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A drug that makes you urinate a lot.


meds

The meds had to be on time or else it will not be effective.

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Another way to call medication.


melena

Jason has melena that

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Happens when a person have ulcer and bleeds from it.


meningitis

The meningitis of Art is making him crazy.

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Happens when someone has infection on the brain part and the meningitis gets inflamed.


metacarpal fracture

Mary had metacarpal fracture that

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A fracture that happens on the hand and wrist part.


methylprednisolone

We can use methylprednisolone for that old patient.

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A steroid used as an anti-inflammatory.


myocardial infarction

Henrietta died from myocardial infarction.

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It is another name for heart attack.


necrotic

The baby was necrotic before he was born.

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It means that the patient is already dead.


orbital fracture

The orbital fracture gave the man a wobbly eye.

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A fracture on your skull on the part that holds the eyeball.


osteosarcoma

The young girl had osteosarcoma that

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Medical ways of saying bone cancer.


otitis media

The otitis media of Larry turned to meningitis.

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When bacteria attack your middle ear and infect it.


paresis

The paresis of the face of John made him look like joker.

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A partial paralization of the body.


path urine

The path urine showed results with a lot of pus.

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Simple means urinalysis.


pavulon

The pavulon gave him an allergic reaction.

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Use to relax the muscles for patients.


perfed appy

Tim had perfed appy that's why he was in the hospital for 3 weeks.

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This happens when an appendicitis burst inside your body.


placental abruption

The placental abruption resulted in premature birth for Lisa.

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During pregnancy the placenta peels off from the womb too early and it will result in severe pain and bleeding.


preemie

The preemie we delivered did not survive.

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It is used to call new born premature infants,


pulmonary edema

The patient with pulmonary edema had hard time breathing while he was in this hospital.

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When there is an abnormal fluid in the lungs that could possibly drown the patient.


pulmonary embolism

With pulmonary embolism in his lungs he needs to be in the ICU.

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This results from an injury in the lungs and blood clotting.


pyelogram

We can pyelogram him to check the damage in the kidney.

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To put some dye on the kidney so that it can be seen in an x-ray.


rape kit

We seldom use the rape kit because the victims seldom go to the hospital.

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A kit for rape victims that stores all necessary evidence that could identify the attacker like hair, sperm, and etc.


rapid infuser

The rapid infuser saved Bob's life.

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This is used to infuse blood to a patient to prevent hypohemia.


respirations

The respiration of Kristine is uneven.

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This is also called breathing in and out.


Ringer's solution

The Ringer's solution is given to the guy who got lost in the dessert.

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A mix or water, salt, potassium and calcium for dehydrated patients.


saline solution

The saline solution was given to the kid who lost an arm.

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This is given to a patient who does not have the blood for the transfusion yet.


schizophrenia

Andy suffers from schizophrenia.

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A disorder if the brain that makes people crazy.


scoop and run

The car wreak gave us scoop and run patients.

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Used for situations when the patient will just die anyway so you can just scoop him up and run to the ER.


sepsis

The UTI turned into sepsis so we had to admit him.

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It's an infection but it's severe already.


tox screen

The drug user gave given a tox screen to save his life.

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To screen what kind of toxic drugs the patient has through their blood.


trauma center

The trauma center is the busiest place in this hospital.

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A place or room in the hospital that specializes in trauma victims.


type and crossmatch

Before we can do a transfusion we need to type and crossmatch first.

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This is a blood test to know what type of blood a patient have.


UTI

Helga had UTI so she bought antibiotics.

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Shortcut for urinary tract infection.


WBC

The WBC helps the body fight back.

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This is also known as the white blood cells.


wheezer

The wheezer died because he suffered stroke on the way to the hospital.

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A patient who wheezes a lot due to asthma and difficulty in breathing.