Don't bother asking him ... he's 404, man.
Don't bother asking him ... he's 404, man.
There should be some Internet police who should protect us from Ad serving
Natiadel always read advocacy blogs but I find them boring.
When making blogs there are always agreement with affiliate marketing so we could publish for free.
To trick the algorithm of google we decided to hire people who will publish a word on a hundred of blog pages.
Jerry is the alpha geek in that group of programmers.
Ask Larry, he's the alpha geek around here.
Karen is the only anti-idiotarian I know who does not talk about politics 24/7.
Whenever I used a computer everything just seem to work automagically.
My avatar is so cute and she looks just like me.
Let's bang on this new laptop to that we can boast how much it can take.
It's like so barf whenever he winks at random women passing by.
The president of this company goes barking moonbat whenever the VP suggests a change.
To finish this work we need to batch mode together this afternoon.
Andrie batch up the to do list of everyone in the office so that we can work on a the project without interruption.
I need to eat lunch so BBL.
The new cd I bought did not work so it's only good for a beermat.
The paid surveys they send us have behavioral targeting strategy on them.
The whole presentation focused more on bells and whistles rather than the coding.
We will hire you but you will be on beta stage.
I need to go to the big room. I've been sitting down all day.
Billy Mays Mode way of writing looks like shouting in an email.
It just bite me!
To replace our telephone operators, we decided to make a Biz Blog to answer our customer's question.
Blargh it! I've just finished writing those reports now I have to make another one.
Most Blegs on the Internet are fraud. They could just be people who want to make easy money.
Most free games are just bloatwares.
Friends let each other blogroll on each other.
I needed to submit a blog assignment but I got an attack of blogstipation.
Susan blew away the document she just saved.
My phone broke because I blow up on it 24/7.
When Jessie danced on the top of the table, it was a blower!
Olive may be an addict to blogs but she is pure blurker.
The bososity of this statement is astronomical.
The woman who wore that cake like makeup is boot!
This great paying job deserves a booty call.
Let's us start working on the box to finish this report.
The island sure is brick despite being tropical.
To answer my girlfriend while driving my car, I just wrote BRT.
That rich kid uses brute force on his entire project.
I get annoyed when the video I am watching keeps on buffering.
Let's hear the latest buzz so I can start with my article.
Do they Byte?
After typing my password wrong 3 times, a captcha appeared.
Those careware does not trigger my sympathy.
We can hang out and watch chick flicks this Sunday.
Fish & chips in the bag.
Well, first we gotta figure out if the problems in your chips or your salsa.
The program was chocked because of too many programmers.
We should chrome out presentation to attract those people who does not understand codes.
I lost the clicker but Bob found it at the bottom of the sofa.
Jason clobbered the work of Artie and cannot fix it.
We have several code monkeys in our team so we better hire another programmer.
Most bloggers who update their blogs get more commentariats.
Our office has the latest technology. No compooter around.
The conversion rate of our new advertisement on blogs looks better than the pop up.
The bank got attacked by a cracker last night.
To prevent a system from crashing completely, we save those parts that are working.
That company sells crippleware so better stay away from it.
The website looks cool but the effect was interrupted by a crud.
Half of the code is pure cruft.
Despite the work being crufty, the boss still thought it was great.
The old cursor swears a lot.
Despite the Internet being cheaper, there are still people who like dead-tree media better.
The report I need to submit in 5 minutes disappeared to the default directory!
I wish the boss would get rid of that doorstopper and use newer system to save data.
Download the barbeque.
Grandfather is an addict of driveway story.
Our system has an easter egg of showing fireworks when you press the home button.
Look at Pete he is ego surfing in his cubicle. Decorating his I love me wall with his printouts.
I am not sure if I am actually conversing with Tom because half of our messages are emoticons.
Any link that I clicked on just gives me an error message instead of downloading music for me.
Nowaday most chatters will just talk to you F2F.
Joe should change his small phone to avoid fat fingering it.
Harry deleted some feature in the project because it is too feature creep.
Several of my projects last month are saved in this computer but I can never find those files.
Article writers should harden themselves against fisking.
Gerald decided to flame Eric because he was jealous about the promotion.
Linda tried to flame bait Arnold with the topic about abortion.
He's got a real floppy disc.
The footprint of the game I just downloaded is 600Mb.
To expect the team to avoid four-color glossies and get to the point.
Kate just fragged the whole system by pressing the wrong button.
I don't like using freeware because it's not that effective.
Well I need to work now G2G.
We can geek out at the science technology convention tomorrow.
Frank bought several wrong cables good thing we have a gender mender.
There are companies on the Internet that aims to beat google bombs for paying customers.
To encourage google juice we had to pay several blogger to talk about a certain topic.
I prefer to use a stand with my new tablet to avoid gorilla arms.
Whenever there is a natural disaster , the internet gets flooded by guiltware.
Let's hack this report so that it can be finished by tomorrow.
Let's hack together the sample codes to create a new system.
That computer is so hacked up that we need to replace it already.
The only hacker I know uses his skill to get free stuff for games.
The beer is out at the shop.
To make the computer go faster just kick the hardware 3 times.
Check this out they got real hardware with the food.
I clicked on the help option of the new program but it never answers any of my questions.
The hired gun was so good he finished everything in a day.
We need to set hit to the server in order to know which server is encountering a problem.
After my first blog got published, I got infected by hitnosis.
The new program is already horked before we even tested it.
That company failed because they believe in Infinite Monkey Theorem.
All the files I print out just jams in the printer.
Whenever I open any webpage, there is always an interruptive format on it.
You need to contact your ISP if you cannot access the Internet.
The project has a K.I.S.S principle in its rules.
Downloading movies have many leechers but few seeders.
We need to do lobotomy on your computer because it keeps on crashing.
The computer has a log file for everything.
Log Off the barbeque.
Log On the barbeque.
The new product presentation has a low bandwidth that
We need to MacGyver this computer since we do not have much budget for it.
The mail server will be right with you.
Got yourself a nice timber Mainframe here.
The new software needs to be massage so that it will not have delays.
It would be best to balance your time in meatspace and cyberspace.
Downloading one antivirus slowed down my computer by half. The program is just 600mb.
Whats left in the bag when you are finished.
It's very cool to attach microsite on our webpages so that the customer can check it while visiting.
Media prefers to flame than to go misting on political issues.
What you do to the lawn.
Monitor the barbeque.
Why is the tail on the wrong side of the mouse?
Andrew munge documentation that
I love getting things for free. What I cannot stand is the nagwares.
Billy got a nasty gram because his system crashed after a minute of usage.
All that computer need is a one line fix and it's good to go.
We need to contact Josh who went to china with an out of band method.
Lloyd was owned when he played dota last night.
Nancy needs to be paged in constantly because she tend to phase out a lot.
My TV lasted only a year due to percussive maintenance
To include your codes would be the most pessimal way to do this project.
It's hard to know if someone is pharming a website so it would be best to visit trusted sites only.
Mark just started working with the project today because it's his phase of the moon.
I've set my email so that it now has a phishing filter.
I will ping Sandra about the party right away.
To know the inner plumbing of this program is very important before we can hack it.
I like it when Cynthia is podcasting because her voice is so soothing.
That pointy-haired guy doesn't seem to go home.
The printer never once worked immediately these 2 years I've been using it.
Those programmers just kept on changing computer technology and I still cannot understand what they made 10 years ago.
We need several propeller heads for our project.
George was punt out of the chat room for spamming.
The meeting is full of ratholes. It's a big waste of my time.
The real estate cannot be change inside this computer.
Give me the status of my payables real time.
The reference manual was put to use at last by becoming a paperweight for my thin edition comics.
There are many script kiddies on the internet who does not even know how to use the program they bought.
The database of my website has seamless codes.
Hey dude the car doesn't start, search engine first!
Ask the server he knows.
Free webpages attracts shoestring marketers.
Many cd's are full of shovelwear in the music store.
Watch out for showstoppers before the presentation.
The signal-to-noise ratio of your computer takes a minute per message.
That instant money recruitment group seems to be full of smoke and mirrors.
The sniffer software knew what my browser is so it gave me a compatible advertisement.
Check this out got some software with the food.
Our computers are still using space-cadet keyboard. I think we need to upgrade.
The spaghetti code of this program can only be understood by one programmer.
We cannot reveal what's in the special sauce to avoid others from stealing it
This is a special case code to prevent the program from freezing the computer.
I wish that we could change the splash screen of computers.
The company's website was spoof last night that why they do not have customers today.
The Swiss-Army chainsaw of a program you made needs to be simplified.
Visit our tech blog for the latest technology release this month!
The only solution to get out of that is to do the three-finger salute.
Harold has to tickle the bug before we can be sure the program will be perfect.
We need to avoid time sink projects.
That toaster cannot handle our new system.
Andrew decided to troll political activist by publishing negative remarks about them.
I got to go now so TTYL. Bye.
Aaron twiddles a lot with small communication gadgets.
I would need to check what's under the hood of that database you gave me.
My cellphone is supposed to be user-friendly but I still cannot locate the alarm clock.
After 10 hours in front of the computer, the user's eyes turned red.
That new ebook reader is still vaporware.
Tim and I watched some vid at his house.
Jane is so pretty that she decided to make a vog to earn money.
Give me you wall time so that I will now what time you will arrive.
We can buy cheaper warez because our budget is too low.
The wart in the robot is annoying the audience.
Hey Andrew WAYD?
As we enter the chatroom my brained switch to webspeak.
Art looks wedged couple of days now.
You can receive the package once I get a wet signature
Maintaining and improving technology requires a lot of wetware
Reina needs to whitelist her customers so that their orders will not go to junkmail.
That musical chair for babies is so whiz-bang.
This webpage have too many widgets. Get rid of some of them.
If you need to know about something just look for a wiki on the Internet.
The magazine for geeks suddenly looked wizard.
Congratulations on you promotion Emma! Woot Woot!!
We can workaround a freezing page by using the 3 finger salute.
Jason's write-only code is being thought in the university and I feel sorry for the kids.
Henry talked about his nose job and its WTMI for me.
Yahoo, it works again!
I will be going now. YKWIM?
This is supposed to store 200 Gb of information but you mileage may vary.
Yow! You stepped on my foot!
Quit zapping those other kids on that online game.
The zombie was used for phishing in the world wide web.