The new secretary looks acluistic.
The new secretary looks acluistic.
Tomorrow we will do a report across the piece of this project.
I will address your concern within the next hour.
It is the decision of the adminisphere to remove health benefits from all employees
The adoption process of our new client took us two weeks.
Nancy the anointed one is sneaking in to the boss office again for another session ass kissing maybe.
That armchair general just kept on blabbing without even understanding our reports.
Gary became a manager due to being an assmosis.
Our office aut cannot speak normally outside of the office.
Norbert went to the club and received many stares because of badge violation.
The bake off of two phones had proven to us that phone A is much better.
Be sure to bake-in my report for today's meeting.
Give me the ballpark figure of that new franchise chain.
Harold is nervous when it comes to cameras. You can see it in his bambi look.
I've put a band aid to your blunder this afternoon.
The new software for virtual reality gave me a feeling of barfogenesis.
The bean-counter people in this office come in early and go out late.
We can beef up this product for better quality.
Utilizing industry best practices, we
Jelyn got into a fight with her partner now she is in between a rock and a hard place because she cannot finish this project.
To get something done we must ask a favor from one of our big hitters.
All our mistakes go to the big learn file in our brain.
The legendary bi-star is the peanut butter and jelly.
I'm going to have a 5 minutes bio-break.
I decided to do a bit flip and become a monk.
If you will not attend that meaning you will be suspected during blamestorming.
The company is recruiting because it is bleeding people.
Let's do some blue sky thinking for new ideas to present the next meeting.
We should tell the boss to scrap all those boat anchors in the office.
Harold tends to boil the ocean on small things. I wonder why he is still in this company.
People who work in the boiler room sometimes have perpetual red ears.
I was surprised that they decided to boil the frog in this new company.
George looks so funny when he got an attack of bosspasm.
The boss got angry because some of your report sounds bozone.
Only John have bragging right when it comes to playing tennis.
Ed is the only one in our group who can brain dump.
To decrease expenses for our human capital, the company decided to do breadcrumbing.
I did not mean to break your crayons but it would be better to hear this from me.
We will brown bag your idea and discuss it further tomorrow.
The payroll dispute needs to be bubbled up.
Let's bucketize everything first before we try to vote for a solution.
Be sure to burn grass with you team today to get the problem resolved immediately.
Jane is always attire with business provocative.
The media talks of buzzworthy things every day.
There is an annual byte-bonding for geek squads of every town.
It takes years to reach c-level but a day to get fired from it.
All the cabinets in the office are users of cabinet condoms.
Scott was called on the carpet due to this inappropriate behavior last meeting.
Before the company went broke, they were capzising all their branches.
I think it
To jump from one work to another within the span of 1 month is career suicide.
The team needs more carrot and sticks because sitting all day is making them restless.
Karen has Carte Blanche on our whole project.
I try to do things in a very mediocre way to avoid Carter's trap.
Being high achievers in this business, our company is called center of excellence.
The chainsaw consultant reduce the number of employees by half
We always cheese chew for each other. Thanks pal.
Those chicken shops in the slum areas don
The chunky salsa of the thesis you submit is just a wrong spelling.
Can you circle with Emma later regarding tomorrows brunch?
The beepers had been circling the drain for many years.
Joe is always on the road because he cleans up well.
John did a CLM when he got drunk at the office party last month
The owner of the company is always training new people because of his clock tower attrition attitude.
The company is losing money so we need to get rid of clocksucker first.
Employees tend to panic when the close of play comes near.
Let's have a meeting so that we can commonplate our goal.
Our boss is an expert of compliment sandwich.
Most contrarian in this business either goes broke or becomes very rich.
David got fired for cooking the books.
The core competencies of my company of being the most secured virus free database manager puts us ahead of our competitors.
Another way to do cost containment is to have a paperless environment in the office.
When Larry comes prepare your counterbug because he will be checking all our work.
We cannot move forward with this project because there is a cow on the line.
John is our only cowboy employee here but he is still a genius in marketing.
It's rude to crackeye the room where our CEO's are meeting.
Elena is the worst crisis junkie in the whole office. She can only function when it's on a deadline or something.
We decided to invite our competition for a party hoping for a cross pollination.
Kay will be getting a maternity leave in a week's time so she better get someone to cross training for her.
The half empty cube farm is infested with cubicle vultures.
The food industry is customer centric.
Our newly designed tablet has a cutting edge technology that will never be copied by competitors.
Eddy is cyberslacking with that freecell game again.
It's good to know that there are many cybrarian that you can hire on the internet.
Most blogs on the internet are full of dancing baloneys.
Gerald is the dawn patrol captain of the geek squad. He is always here.
Some dead end-users accused me of not knowing my job when he does not even know what a mouse is.
When the boss talked about the upcoming raise, I suddenly got a feeling of deja moo.
Everyone, check for pending deliverables and finish them today.
Harry and Janet argue all the time because of Harry's depot phobia.
The fashion industry has designosaurs still roaming around.
When the boss passed by our department, we got infected by a bad case of desk dive syndrome.
Let's dial in the latest software in this project to get a better result than our competition.
The meeting is relatively useless when the entire people attending are dittoheads.
My stomach is hurting I got to download some brownware.
Drilling home the rules saves us a lot of time and discussion with regard to this project.
The meeting took 3 hours because they decided to drill down everything about the company.
Nothing tastes sweeter than drinking your own champagne.
Since the boss decided this we can all just drink the kool-aid.
Adam please tell me what are the drivers of a good marketing strategy?
We are ready to drop paper with our latest client.
Give me an ETA of the completion of that advertisement.
I will be giving you an ear job later about what happened during lunch break.
The deadline is tomorrow so it's time to eat the frog.
We decided to try our machine made cakes and its like eating your own dogfood. We need to change the ingredients right away.
NSA electronically dysons the whole world. The agency that never looses suction on your data. I just have been electronically dysoned by NSA. Twice the suction than others. NSA goes bagless they build a datacenter in Utah.
Hannah keeps saying that she is happy for you but her emotional leakage shows that she is not.
Jim is involved end to end with the whole project.
Elizabeth's crappy work has some evil space magic on it because the boss actually approves of it.
It's hard talking to exercise bullimics because calories are all they talk about.
That exploding offer looks great. I will be checking it out some more.
We can expect many eyeballs for our show tonight.
All we need is the fairy dust and we are good to go.
Steve is the fall guy for what Aaron did with our project.
We lost many clients because of fallen angels.
If you do more faulty-tasking then prepare your resume.
This building has 300 fenestration.
All my written complaints went to file thirteen.
Can you send me a report of finger in the air figure ASAP?
We do a lot of fire fighting in this compatitive world.
It's time to fish or cut bait regarding our annual party budget.
Media can give a company a feeling of being in a fishbowl.
Stared hiring new employees because we are a high flight risk this holiday season.
I usually do not answer or open email because I've been a victim of floodgaters.
The paperwork that the boss wanted me to frankenedit is unreadable!
Will you be bringing money in this free seminar?
We have futureproof our newly released computers to attract more buyers.
The gain traction of the new shampoo is astounding. We are sold out on the first day.
I went to another city for new things but it seems to be generica.
Most of the codes that you make are ghetto codes. I cannot understand any of them but the results looks great.
Half of the employees fired yesterday left us with tons of ghost work.
Mary who worked on that company for 20 years never got promoted because of all that glass ceiling.
This brand new flavor of tomato sauce is ready to go to market.
Arnold annoys everyone by being a ghostbricker.
Please stop him when he goes granular in this 30 minutes meeting.
That multimillion company came from grass roots.
The people on eBay are very familiar with greater fool theory.
We need to grey source so that someone can fix this DOS program.
We better schedule a group hug this afternoon the team looks uninspired.
The top floor of the 50 floors building gives everyone a sensation of experiencing a helicopter view.
The pop up advertisement gave me a hocus pocus problem.
Politics have so many holy wars that there are even some not yet broadcasted by the media.
Every webpage have a hot potato on top.
Telemarketers have 90% human capital.
Sarah is still denying it but I am sure she is in the plastic closet.
We will instantiate your complaints within 24 hours.
It's a miracle that George managed to finish his project when he is so interrupt driven.
Roger might be smart but he always waste his time doing inverse vandalism with computers.
An hour after we shook hand with the dealers, it was all party hats and sausage rolls.
Linda had been jawboned into cleaning the store room.
We need to watch out for that Jimmy. He looks ready to crash from stress.
This company have a lot of job lock whiners
We will only hire job-ready applicants.
Jenny is jockying for position as a TV anchor.
Amazon will deliver only after the get a John Hancock.
It's best to joined up our ideas to get a better result.
That dress had already jumped the shark last week.
Those junior leaguers should go to third world countries where they are most needed.
We can kevork this job while the boss is absent and go shopping together.
The parking lot is the dance stage of the key macarena.
We need to put on kid glove in this sexual harassment case.
Jason is very funny in front of the camera. He always gets kodak courage then.
Emmanuel always receives kudos for his calls.
To finish that program you will need all you kung fu skills.
Reading the project's plan, we can conclude that this will just be a lead balloon.
The company John used to work is a leaner.
All these years in marketing gives me a lot of learnings.
Tony's swell head thought that he is right in giving out left-handed compliments.
All the contracts have to go through legal scrubs before we let anyone sign them.
The employee will show inefficiency if in little things all they give out is a lick and a promise.
Gina resigned from her job to do a lifehack.
Greg is the worst lightning rod I've ever seen in this office. Always getting into trouble every day.
Despite trying to put a lipstick on a pig, John wasn't able to prevent the boss from getting angry.
The long pole Item for this project is the idea that fred thought up.
Erica panicked when she lost the bubble in finishing today's report.
I will take care of the low hanging fruit right now and catch up with you after I finish.
Does your cellphone have LRF support?
Harriet decided to give her obsessive compulsive boss a malicious obedience.
We all need to manage our expectation for our new employees.
The company kept the meat and potatoes way for several years and is still surviving because of that.
We need a volunteer to snap the boss out of meta-ignorance.
John simply failed his metrics when he went AWOL for 3 days.
Kristine is milking the fact that the boss is her boyfriend that
We can monetize our time in front of the computer by signing up in this website.
Other people who cannot sit still are not qualified to be a mouse potato.
People, we need to move the needle our deadline is tomorrow.
Josh is a very infectious mucus trooper.
This office is full of multi-slacker because the boss allows games to be downloaded.
The IT department wasn't aware that the Muppet shuffle Finance department did target them for the transfer.
This office has a mushroom principle that we need to know of to protect ourselves.
After the meeting the boss asked Linda to fetch a coffee to avoid the attack of negatron.
Frank was very rude. I handed him his document and his told me NIMQ.
I need more time to noodle your suggestion.
Son, slacking at work while looking professional is something I can easily catch. This is not my first rodeo you know.
Hope you have a great day. NRN
The electronic data sucking agency.
Time to nut-up and face the music.
Hannah is only office pretty. When we went out on a date she looked ordinary.
The president went to the old boys club for a business lunch.
We will only be placed on the map if we can reach our quota.
The optics looks bad but don't worry we can still fix this before the deadline.
John is out-of-packet at the moment because he decided to go to an isolated island with no signal.
This group needs an intense oxygen-move because the members are slacking.
This anime would be great as long as you will not hire paintmonkeys.
Papercuts rains on me every day because the boss is not satisfied with the team's performance.
We need to parachute in Eddie to Hawaii so help the advertisement design team there.
We need to peel the onion with regard to the conspiracy going on around the office.
My performance management with Al went bad because he is too hard to talk to.
Emma is a photox addict. She always edits her photos before posting it on a website.
Robert should not be bullying that pigeon because he is still new here.
The secretary needs to polish the document that her boss submitted to the higher ups.
That polling is affected Steve's work. He should concentrate more on his work.
We are positioning a product for homebased telemarketers
All my students are power lusers when it comes to their computer programming subject.
Let's add power to the elbow before we present this case to the senior manager.
Bryan yelling because of a paper cut resulted to prairie dogging in the office
To avoid the tension of waiting for an attack, we decided to do the prebuttal on the competition.
The boss may look in favor to presenteeism but I need to go home after shift to take care of my baby.
Seth is a very proactive team manager for the clean and green project.
My suggestion to a 20 days vacation per year encountered a major pushback from the manager
Let's put to bed this argument I'm getting tired of it.
The new invention Yves made broke down after the first test. It
To ensure that the codes will work after refuctoring, Barney just changed 2 commands
It's better to render wander than to lose my mind in grayland.
The previous 3 jobs I had looks more like resume stain that work experience.
We cannot begin the project until we know the risks register.
Give me the roll-out for this project so that I can plan the next meeting.
The company is really rolling the tortoise when they sent 10 accountants to take care of the budget issue.
The boss is the biggest ROM brain around.
The sales need to do rounding error check for the new product.
We cannot release the boxes of printing paper unless we get a rubber stamp.
We will be running your idea to the flagpole to check for reactions.
Ambitious people have salmon days once in a while
The progress is too slow. I will be joining the sausage making from now on.
Bart did not finish his project but decided to become schedule chicken because the boss got angry at him the last time.
The future is at hand so do not be afraid of sea change.
Its hard to have a seagull manager when we want to save the company.
Sally always blames the send storm when she makes mistakes on her report.
Human resource department always have the job to fire people. They really hated shooting the puppy.
The representative they sent out this year are just show ponies.
I got shrug reports on my computer all day.
After working here for 30 year, I hit the silver ceiling because of new technologies.
Lisa and Lloyed are singing from the same hymn sheet when talking to new customers.
Since we have a one year old and a new born kid, we need to plan on this family being a SITCOM.
The boss will not tolerate slacker windows. He wants the best at all times.
A smell test is required before we can mass produce.
John is always smirting with new female employees.
Those smug reports are making me very sleepy.
Tanya soft pedaled the boss so that she will have more time in working for the project she procrastinated.
We need dedicated individuals who will be with us from soup to nuts.
The boss is surrounded by stepford workers because he enjoys their company.
Better stick to your knitting than interfere with the work or others.
Harry is the only guy in the office who uses the strategic staircase. We should follow him.
We will surface your concern to get immediate results.
I wonder how long would it take for a new client to get a sweetheart deal?
To target older folk for our latest medicine we need to do a sympvertizing.
John can we take this offline? The boss is calling me.
Sam, what is the main takeaway of your after work training?
Jerry is the most productive working in our department yet he seems to be just tap dancing.
Let's tart up the reviews a bit to please the boss.
The CEO is the only person in this company who has a telephone number salary.
We can expect Ben to be a golden Rolodex a year from now.
Since we split the group into two, we need to prepare the sheath for the next meeting because we will be combining our work.
Justin has a great talent of avoiding the blame by throwing others under the bus.
With foreigners as our front desk people, we could be accused of tokenism.
I will touch base with Bob on Saturday
Maybelle did not get enough traction but still manage to finish it in one day.
Lisa is a tree killer but she still cannot change the habit of printing everything.
To get to the path going to the true north, we need to do our best with this project first.
The turkey farm department in our office is always assigned to plan parties and outings.
Anthony was a tweat freak that
Our plan looks unicorny now but tomorrow I will be showing you new charts for further explaination.
Let's unpack this suggestion on how to have a paperless environment.
We need outside help to unscrew the problem made by finance.
It's better to upskill all employees because we will also be updating our whole system.
To stop Francis from ass kissing too much. The boss decided to uptitling him.
The value stream of our product needs to be observed so that we can make sure it will all lead to success.
Most computer geeks like to use vampire time and I don
Jenny is so vanilla. She will not even talk about her boyfriend.
Every day we suffer the vapor trail of our female boss.
To avoid vulture capitalists, the boss decided to sell the whole company cheaper to someone else.
The employees in this company never finish any work on time because they are always preoccupied with their watercooler games.
Since the company is losing money, we need one more throat to choke.
In medical sales business we need to be the first one off the taxi rank in order to succeed.
All eyes opened to correct any possible mistakes on where the rubber meets the road.
We need to whiteboard your idea to show everyone how it would work.
Ann had an attack of work spasm because too many work piled up when she went on maternity leave.
The wow factor can be done if we subtly repeat the company name throughout the phone call.
Paris can be considered a Yogurt City.
What is your take with Jenny's proposal?