It takes years to reach c-level but a day to get fired from it.
It takes years to reach c-level but a day to get fired from it.
All the cabinets in the office are users of cabinet condoms.
Our teacher seems to know if we are caking something.
Scott was called on the carpet due to this inappropriate behavior last meeting.
Perhaps you could lower down the price for this car because it has a cancer.
Jerry got canned when he challenged our school bully.
The cape cod style of that house is not worth the asking price.
Before the company went broke, they were capzising all their branches.
After typing my password wrong 3 times, a captcha appeared.
I think it
To jump from one work to another within the span of 1 month is career suicide.
Old guy Dave is so career minded he started working for this company 40 years ago.
Those careware does not trigger my sympathy.
The team needs more carrot and sticks because sitting all day is making them restless.
Karen has Carte Blanche on our whole project.
I try to do things in a very mediocre way to avoid Carter's trap.
Juliet wore a 5 years old shirt because of the casual work atmosphere in her work.
Grandpa was put on a catcher's mask because he can barely breathe.
We need to hide these cd's because someone is following us.
Being high achievers in this business, our company is called center of excellence.
The government offers CFA attorneys for poor people.
Dexter our alpha geek is such a CGI Joe when it comes to parties.
The chainsaw consultant reduce the number of employees by half
Harold got his first champagne tap yesterday.
That girl is so chandra when she tries to look high society.
We can chave those earrings because our money was used for the pot session yesterday.
We always cheese chew for each other. Thanks pal.
I think those who does cheezing are a bit disgusting.
We can have a chest film now if you are not pregnant.
We can hang out and watch chick flicks this Sunday.
Those chicken shops in the slum areas don
Fish & chips in the bag.
My PS3 was thrown out of the window and became chip jewelry.
Well, first we gotta figure out if the problems in your chips or your salsa.
Harold we need to chirp about this project later.
We can get nothing out of that guy because he is the biggest chaod there is.
The program was chocked because of too many programmers.
That family guy wants a choke and croak with his car purchase.
We should chrome out presentation to attract those people who does not understand codes.
It's fun to watch large men chugging their drings.
The chunky salsa of the thesis you submit is just a wrong spelling.
We are looking at great chungs to pass our time.
Can you circle with Emma later regarding tomorrows brunch?
The beepers had been circling the drain for many years.
The patient was experiencing claudication after the accident.
Joe is always on the road because he cleans up well.
I lost the clicker but Bob found it at the bottom of the sofa.
John did a CLM when he got drunk at the office party last month
Jason clobbered the work of Artie and cannot fix it.
The owner of the company is always training new people because of his clock tower attrition attitude.
The company is losing money so we need to get rid of clocksucker first.
Employees tend to panic when the close of play comes near.
I was given a coag panel because I was severely bleeding.
My 5 years old never been updated website became a cobweb.
We always have code brown on the children's ward.
We have several code monkeys in our team so we better hire another programmer.
Before the project ends, we need to gather a collaboration.
Most bloggers who update their blogs get more commentariats.
Let's have a meeting so that we can commonplate our goal.
I need compazine because I am very dizzy.
3 people were hired and fired last month for that competitive job.
New hires are given a very competitive salary.
Our boss is an expert of compliment sandwich.
Our office has the latest technology. No compooter around.
Consumer advertising can be a great job if you know how to do it.
Most contrarian in this business either goes broke or becomes very rich.
The conversion rate of our new advertisement on blogs looks better than the pop up.
The guy who sold the land was in the hurry to finish the conveyance.
Let do some cooching later I am bored staying at home.
David got fired for cooking the books.
We need to get away from that gang so we have no choice but to face the copperellas.
At the moment we can only use copy writing with no graphics.
Since the legs cannot be saved we can do cordotomy now.
The core competencies of my company of being the most secured virus free database manager puts us ahead of our competitors.
Another way to do cost containment is to have a paperless environment in the office.
When Larry comes prepare your counterbug because he will be checking all our work.
This country is a city house I just purchased has a very rocky garden.
How can a country living near the city be a couple of hours away from where I work?
We cannot move forward with this project because there is a cow on the line.
John is our only cowboy employee here but he is still a genius in marketing.
This cozy house should only be bought by people less than 5 feet tall.
We need to follow the CPR to the dot to avoid losing this case.
The bank got attacked by a cracker last night.
It's rude to crackeye the room where our CEO's are meeting.
To prevent a system from crashing completely, we save those parts that are working.
Those crashers made us hire more nurses to take care of them.
My crib has better features than yours.
When Jim got into an accident they did a cricothyroidotomy on his throat.
That company sells crippleware so better stay away from it.
Elena is the worst crisis junkie in the whole office. She can only function when it's on a deadline or something.
We got several crispy critter from the hotel fire yesterday.
The cromalin is ready all we need is to heat up the machine and start printing.
Gerard hated his boss so much that he went crop dusting near his cubicle.
We decided to invite our competition for a party hoping for a cross pollination.
Kay will be getting a maternity leave in a week's time so she better get someone to cross training for her.
The website looks cool but the effect was interrupted by a crud.
Half of the code is pure cruft.
Despite the work being crufty, the boss still thought it was great.
The half empty cube farm is infested with cubicle vultures.
The old cursor swears a lot.
What's up with the nose job cus?
The food industry is customer centric.
Our newly designed tablet has a cutting edge technology that will never be copied by competitors.
Allie got a CVA because she tried to list a heavy flower pot.
The baby got cyanotic since birth because of the hole in her heart.
Eddy is cyberslacking with that freecell game again.
It's good to know that there are many cybrarian that you can hire on the internet.
A patient could drown in cystic fibrosis.