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c-level

It takes years to reach c-level but a day to get fired from it.

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Work title usually pertaining to those people on higher ups like CEO or the likes.

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Consulting

Cabinet Condom

All the cabinets in the office are users of cabinet condoms.

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Can be made of any material as long as it will prevent the cabinet from closing and locking itself. Use when a cabinets does not have a key anymore.

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Consulting

Caking

Our teacher seems to know if we are caking something.

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To lie about something in a stealthty way to avoid being caught.

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Teenager

Call on the carpet

Scott was called on the carpet due to this inappropriate behavior last meeting.

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Call forward to be reprimanded and possibly disciplined.

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Consulting

Cancer

Perhaps you could lower down the price for this car because it has a cancer.

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A vehicle that have a depreciated internal part.

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Car

Caned

Jerry got canned when he challenged our school bully.

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To be defeated in a bad way.

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Teenager

Cape Cod

The cape cod style of that house is not worth the asking price.

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A house designed to look very humble. Like those houses in the slums.

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Real

Capsizing

Before the company went broke, they were capzising all their branches.

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Firing too many employees that are crucial for the functionality of the organization.

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Consulting

Captcha

After typing my password wrong 3 times, a captcha appeared.

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Almost unreadable small alphanumeric print on a picture that needs to be retyped manually.

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Information

Career Canary

I think it

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An employee with a rank lower than you but have a job than is aligned with yours and both jobs will not be able to stand by itself. They are called Career Canary because they care the early warning system if you will lose your job.

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Consulting

Career suicide

To jump from one work to another within the span of 1 month is career suicide.

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Doing or has done something that will make you lose your career with no possibility of getting back on that track again.

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Consulting

Career-Minded

Old guy Dave is so career minded he started working for this company 40 years ago.

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We expect you to focus all your mind and career in your job until retirement.

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Job

careware

Those careware does not trigger my sympathy.

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Software you can download for free online but have links where you can donate something for charity.

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Information

Carrots and sticks

The team needs more carrot and sticks because sitting all day is making them restless.

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Encouragement oftentimes in monetary value or anything for pleasure that is not included with what you receive as your salary.

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Consulting

Carte blanche

Karen has Carte Blanche on our whole project.

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Free rein to do whatever you want in a project or organization.

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Consulting

Carter's Trap

I try to do things in a very mediocre way to avoid Carter's trap.

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Doing an undesirable job well only to be assigned to it again because you did it so well.

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Consulting

Casual Work Atmosphere

Juliet wore a 5 years old shirt because of the casual work atmosphere in her work.

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Salary is not enough to purchase branded clothes.

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Job

catcher's mask

Grandpa was put on a catcher's mask because he can barely breathe.

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A mask like thing that is used to stop the bleeding of any injury in the throat part.

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Medical

cd's

We need to hide these cd's because someone is following us.

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Another term for addictive substances or drugs.

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Teenager

centers of excellence

Being high achievers in this business, our company is called center of excellence.

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A workplace with many members that are good at what they do.

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Consulting

CFA

The government offers CFA attorneys for poor people.

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Means Conditional fee agreements. Your lawyer has to win the case in order to get paid. If he loses than no need to pay him.

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Law

CGI Joe

Dexter our alpha geek is such a CGI Joe when it comes to parties.

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A CGI geek who has no social skills. Similar to a doll being expressionless and silent in social gatherings.

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Office

Chainsaw Consultant

The chainsaw consultant reduce the number of employees by half

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outside expert hired by the company that advices how to reduce the number of employees but protects the management from responsibility

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Consulting

champagne tap

Harold got his first champagne tap yesterday.

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When a medical person successfully gathers spinal fluid without any red blood cells included.

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Medical

Chandra

That girl is so chandra when she tries to look high society.

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A personality of a person that makes them annoying.

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Teenager

Chaved

We can chave those earrings because our money was used for the pot session yesterday.

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To steal something.

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Teenager

Cheese chew

We always cheese chew for each other. Thanks pal.

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Doing an undesirable to make someone happy.

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Consulting

cheezing

I think those who does cheezing are a bit disgusting.

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Smelling male cat territorial pee to get high.

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Teenager

chest film

We can have a chest film now if you are not pregnant.

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To have an x-ray in a patient

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Medical

chick flick

We can hang out and watch chick flicks this Sunday.

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A movie about sappy things that only females can understand.

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Information

Chicken shop

Those chicken shops in the slum areas don

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A company or firm that makes products that are below average in quality.

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Consulting

Chip

Fish & chips in the bag.

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A Snack.

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Information

Chip Jewelry

My PS3 was thrown out of the window and became chip jewelry.

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A computer in the verge of completely breaking down or is already dead and cannot be revived. It can either be thrown away or made into a decoration.

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Office

Chips and Salsa

Well, first we gotta figure out if the problems in your chips or your salsa.

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Chips = computer hardware, salsa = software

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Information

Chirps

Harold we need to chirp about this project later.

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To talk.

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Teenager

Choad or Chode

We can get nothing out of that guy because he is the biggest chaod there is.

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An idiot.

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Teenager

choke

The program was chocked because of too many programmers.

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Too much input that overwhelms a computer making it freeze or stop.

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Information

Choke and Croak

That family guy wants a choke and croak with his car purchase.

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Disability and life insurance policies sold by the car company's finance department.

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Car

chrome

We should chrome out presentation to attract those people who does not understand codes.

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Something shiny or attracts the eye but have no use in the programming of the system.

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Information

chuggin it

It's fun to watch large men chugging their drings.

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To drink a large amount of beverage very fast.

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Teenager

chuncky salsa

The chunky salsa of the thesis you submit is just a wrong spelling.

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A one time, one hit error that brings down the whole program.

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Consulting

Chung

We are looking at great chungs to pass our time.

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A person who looks good and attracks everyone's attention.

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Teenager

circle with

Can you circle with Emma later regarding tomorrows brunch?

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Does not mean to socialize with. It means to talk to someone.

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Consulting

Circling the Drain

The beepers had been circling the drain for many years.

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Something that refuses to die or to end by hanging in there despite the obvious doom.

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Consulting

claudication

The patient was experiencing claudication after the accident.

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Happens when there are too little blood getting in your legs and you limp.

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Medical

Cleans Up Well

Joe is always on the road because he cleans up well.

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An employee that is always chosen to represent the company because he looks impressive.

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Consulting

clicker

I lost the clicker but Bob found it at the bottom of the sofa.

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Another name for the TV's remote control.

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Information

CLM

John did a CLM when he got drunk at the office party last month

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Career Limiting Move. A reckless action done unintentionally that could affect future promotions or limit your time in your workplace resulting to being fired

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Consulting

clobber

Jason clobbered the work of Artie and cannot fix it.

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To accidentally replace a code.

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Information

Clock tower attrition

The owner of the company is always training new people because of his clock tower attrition attitude.

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Rapid termination of employees at the hand of an overly impulsive boss.

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Consulting

Clocksucker

The company is losing money so we need to get rid of clocksucker first.

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A completely ineffective employee.

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Consulting

Close of play

Employees tend to panic when the close of play comes near.

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Cut off time of a project or goal.

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Consulting

coag panel

I was given a coag panel because I was severely bleeding.

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A patient will be wounded and observe so that they will know how long the blood will clot.

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Medical

Cobweb

My 5 years old never been updated website became a cobweb.

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A website which haven't been updated or changed for a long time.

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Office

code brown

We always have code brown on the children's ward.

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When a patient pooped in their pants.

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Medical

code monkey

We have several code monkeys in our team so we better hire another programmer.

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A programmer with mediocre capabilities.

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Information

Collaboration

Before the project ends, we need to gather a collaboration.

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To gather scapegoats to avoid being the blame if anything goes wrong.

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Office

Commentariat

Most bloggers who update their blogs get more commentariats.

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A group of individuals who are active in posting comments on blogs.

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Information

Commonplate

Let's have a meeting so that we can commonplate our goal.

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To discuss a topic to a group with a goal of having the members receive the same information.

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Consulting

compazine

I need compazine because I am very dizzy.

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Usually used for people who gets dizzy but can be used for mental patient also.

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Medical

Competitive Environment

3 people were hired and fired last month for that competitive job.

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Many people leave the company so anyone can compete for new available slots.

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Job

Competitive Salary

New hires are given a very competitive salary.

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We are competitive because we offer less salary than our competitors.

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Job

Compliment sandwich

Our boss is an expert of compliment sandwich.

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Giving criticism in between compliments for enough encouragement on the employee

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Consulting

compooter

Our office has the latest technology. No compooter around.

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A computer basically useless that will seldom work.

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Information

Consumer Advertising

Consumer advertising can be a great job if you know how to do it.

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Advertisement designed to follow what the public want or need.

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Advertising

Contrarian

Most contrarian in this business either goes broke or becomes very rich.

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A contrary person that makes decision opposing standard practices.

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Consulting

Conversion Rate

The conversion rate of our new advertisement on blogs looks better than the pop up.

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The rate that determines the success of an advertisement that is posted on a webpage compare to click through ads.

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Information

Conveyance

The guy who sold the land was in the hurry to finish the conveyance.

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Paper documentation of transfer of land.

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Law

Cooching

Let do some cooching later I am bored staying at home.

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To hang out together in a certain place.

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Teenager

Cook the books

David got fired for cooking the books.

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Alteration of company files in an unorthodox way.

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Consulting

Copperellas

We need to get away from that gang so we have no choice but to face the copperellas.

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Another term for a policeman.

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Teenager

Copy Writing

At the moment we can only use copy writing with no graphics.

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Using of words for publications.

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Design

cordotomy

Since the legs cannot be saved we can do cordotomy now.

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To cut several nerves in the spine to relieve the patient from pain on the lower limbs.

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Medical

core competencies

The core competencies of my company of being the most secured virus free database manager puts us ahead of our competitors.

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unique competence of the company that puts you ahead of competitors

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Consulting

Cost containment

Another way to do cost containment is to have a paperless environment in the office.

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An effort to control expenses.

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Consulting

counterbug

When Larry comes prepare your counterbug because he will be checking all our work.

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A self defense you prepare for people who see any bugs with your code. You counter bug by telling them their own bugs.

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Consulting

Country in the city

This country is a city house I just purchased has a very rocky garden.

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A small old house on a large unkempt large lot that is exaggeratedly overpriced.

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Real

Country living

How can a country living near the city be a couple of hours away from where I work?

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Located a couple of hours away from where you work.

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Real

cow on the line

We cannot move forward with this project because there is a cow on the line.

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A physical or emotional aspect that keeps the project from progressing.

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Consulting

Cowboy

John is our only cowboy employee here but he is still a genius in marketing.

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A hard to handle employee.

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Consulting

Cozy

This cozy house should only be bought by people less than 5 feet tall.

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House has very small rooms that are not big enough for a large bed.

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Real

CPR

We need to follow the CPR to the dot to avoid losing this case.

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Means Civil Procedure Rules. The rules in the court that needs to be followed.

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Law

cracker

The bank got attacked by a cracker last night.

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A person who breaks into a security system. Not to be mistaken for hacker who breaks into another person's computer.

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Information

Crackeye

It's rude to crackeye the room where our CEO's are meeting.

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To check a room if it is still being used.

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Consulting

crash

To prevent a system from crashing completely, we save those parts that are working.

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In computer it means that something died in the program.

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Information

crasher

Those crashers made us hire more nurses to take care of them.

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A person who fainted at the sight on blood or worst at the ER.

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Medical

Crib

My crib has better features than yours.

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A person home or house that he made to look good in order to be cool enough to call it a crib.

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Teenager

cricothyroidotomy

When Jim got into an accident they did a cricothyroidotomy on his throat.

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To puncture a hole on the person's throat to help them breath.

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Medical

crippleware

That company sells crippleware so better stay away from it.

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Software deliberately vandalized by producers to force consumers to pay more for something that works.

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Information

Crisis Junkie

Elena is the worst crisis junkie in the whole office. She can only function when it's on a deadline or something.

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An employee who works better when in crisis.

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Consulting

crispy critter

We got several crispy critter from the hotel fire yesterday.

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Use to describe a patient that got burned badly.

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Medical

Cromalin

The cromalin is ready all we need is to heat up the machine and start printing.

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The latest design that need to me made as a mold before the printing process begins.

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Printing

Crop Dusting

Gerard hated his boss so much that he went crop dusting near his cubicle.

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Nonchalantly and stealthily farting while passing by many cubicles and checking out their reaction but not giving yourself away.

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Office

Cross-pollination

We decided to invite our competition for a party hoping for a cross pollination.

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Reproduction of ideas when different minds gather together for a common goal.

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Consulting

Cross-training

Kay will be getting a maternity leave in a week's time so she better get someone to cross training for her.

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Learning another person's job for possible inclusion of it to your job when they take personal leave.

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Consulting

Crud (code)

The website looks cool but the effect was interrupted by a crud.

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An error in coding that shows the code instead of the result on webpages.

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Information

cruft

Half of the code is pure cruft.

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Extra codes that are considered junk having no function at all.

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Information

crufty

Despite the work being crufty, the boss still thought it was great.

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A program built a jumbled order and does not work that great.

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Information

Cubicle vultures

The half empty cube farm is infested with cubicle vultures.

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Office workers who salvage office supplies left by other employees who got fired.

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Consulting

Cursor

The old cursor swears a lot.

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Blinking position marker on old terminals.

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Information

Cus

What's up with the nose job cus?

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Another way to call you pals.

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Teenager

Customer Centric

The food industry is customer centric.

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Business strategy that all decision for the product should be generated from the end-users opinion.

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Consulting

Cutting Edge

Our newly designed tablet has a cutting edge technology that will never be copied by competitors.

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Technology just release may or may not be better than its predecessor.

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Consulting

CVA

Allie got a CVA because she tried to list a heavy flower pot.

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It means cerebrovascular accident. Means that some blood vessel popped in the brain and patient suffered stroke.

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Medical

cyanotic

The baby got cyanotic since birth because of the hole in her heart.

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The patient turned blue or bluish color because of severe lack of oxygen.

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Medical

Cyberslacking

Eddy is cyberslacking with that freecell game again.

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Using the computer for pleasure like chatting or browsing instead of working.

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Consulting

Cybrarian

It's good to know that there are many cybrarian that you can hire on the internet.

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People who have mad browsing skills and make a living out of it as researchers.

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Consulting

cystic fibrosis

A patient could drown in cystic fibrosis.

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When there is too much mucus in the lungs and it interferes with breathing.

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Medical